Finally got some internet 4 days into the trip. Lucky for all I’ve been jotting short handed notes into my mole skin (i.e. beer stinks, male flight attendants wtf all hot?)   and snapping quick pictures with my phone. Once Mel uploads all her photos ( 4 cameras )  I can steal and write.

So..some pre-flight drink advice.  If you ever find yourself at the Air France wing of LAX it would be wise to skip that beer at the Wolfgang Puck cafe. Or maybe ignore the tapped and get the bottle. 

My pint of beer smelled like a wet dog. A wet dog if it was taking a shit. The beer tasted ok so I have to assume that it was the glass.  I am further assuming that the bartender wiped each glass out of the wash down with the wet dog itself.  Good thing I don’t believe in omens. However, salmonella is hard to ignore. I couldn’t finish it. Every time my nose breached the glass crown of the pint I wanted to vomit. Not wanting to take any chances on this 10 hour flight, I had my travel buddy Kristin K finish the beer.  Cross your fingers!