I present to you…the FUTURE! And it is refreshing and bleak. (I totally saw both of these on Gizmodo)
PART 1
Behold. Item 1:
The Chilipad (things via Pad are apparenlty in)
What in the heck: “The single zone ChiliPadTM will allow you to adjust the entire surface of the bed to your desired temperature.”
Say what?: “ChiliPadTM technology uses water instead of air to generate a wide range of in-bed temperature adjustment. Similar to the semi-conductor technology that cools your computer, water passes by the chip and depending on the direction of electron flow the water is cooled or heated.”
Huh?why?: I don’t know about you, but there is endless potential here in the sleeping partner continuum. That special someone not giving you enough space while trying to sleep? Bam. Crank up the heat. Sweat your discomfortable ways to open sleeping space freedom. Feeling kind of lonely and used? Womp. Drop the temp all the way down, kick off the blanket, and use body warmth. If getting snuggly is good enough to save lost hikers in the frozen forest, than it’s good enough to save your temperate relationship. Be sure to ask if you are more than just friends before attempting the later manuever. If the “Friend” answer is reciprocated; just kick them out of the bed all together and save your techno sleep for someone worth the cost.
PART II to follow.
