During an evening not unlike this one now a young paperbag head boy was having a particularly rough time. The weight of his thoughts condensed into a hanging cloud that began to rain.  Now he was sad, tired, and soaked.

For on his mind was his cellphone whose memory and operating system was wiped, a work laptop computer that refused to connect to the paperbag corporation’s VPN, a external HDD and laptop HDD that both crashed and vampires. Paperbag head boy’s happiness was contained in his cellphone and without it he was lost in sorrow. Without a working VPN, the boy would have to be at the paperbag head corporation as early as 5am the next day. All of bag head boy’s graduate school work and pictures upon digital memory pictures were lost.  And vampires, vampires are just scary and a source of constant worry.

And at the very same moment across Paperbag head city was a petite paperbag girl with a magical cookie. A cookie she had been given from a strange far far away land called Brooklyn. This cookie contained a happiness so great that it could shine its warmth through all the clouds and sadness. One that could possibly take the place of a lost happiness as grand as paperbag head boy’s broken cell phone.

To be continued… with guest appearances from  Japanese salvaged denim head boy! stained beard ramen bowel head boy! big forehead emperor head boy! heartbroken emo boy! bro jacket head boy and DJ turntables head boy!