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muffling that noise

The consequence of my first post has been outcries of concern. “You made a blog about guns?” “Are you Republican?” “If you ever go berserk this blog will be all over the news. People will nod in agreement that you were crazy and that your family and friends should have seen this as a cry for help.” That last quote was a conversation I had with myself about 28 seconds ago. The formers were with real people.     

Don’t you worry my pals. It was just a topic that was on the noggen. I’m almost positive that my next post will be about how I spent 7 hours last night playing video games (Borderlands) with YesReimar1.  Which i think is an improvement because we played for 8 hours the previous evening.  I’m not sure why my mom is worried that I will never give her grandchildren.

She is in fact so concerned she joined the Pharmacist Association of Southern California (not positive on the true name) just so she could find me a wife. Free Lipitor aside, I’m not sure what the full benefits of courting a pharmacist would be. You tell me.

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