It shouldn’t be a secret to most of my friends that I am obsessive about preparing for the “next disaster.” I have emergency kits in my apartment and car i.e. extra clothes, food, water, radio, tent, compass etc.

According to HBO, Summit Ent., and 14 year girls; the next catastrophic event will be Vampires. Boy is my face red. I have been totally preparing for zombies for like the last 6 months. The egg yolk is slipping off my face and sliding onto the floor as we type. I’ve been going to the gun range every week running headshot drills in preparation for the cannibal invaders.

>sigh< it looks like my hours of range time will be of waste. I think shooting a Vampire in the face would probably be a horrible mistake on us humans part. For the obvious reason of it not being fatal and second the scarring.  I mean can you imagine how pissed off a Brad Pitt or Robert Pattinson vampire would be if you scarred up his face? It’s for immortal eternity.  Thus, I’ve been going for retraining with heart shots.

As you can probably see…I am no where as prepared as I should be. For those of you who are curious I was shooting a .45 Kimber and SA 1911 in both targets at about 10 to 15 yards.  I will move to wooden and silver bullets when the economy improves.